February 2010
73 posts
On a funny skit idea!
alanharris:
I think a really funny skit would be one that opens with this really nice looking guy named Alex. He’s cheerfully buying a Christmas present that’s probably expensive and it looks like the gift says, “I really care about you because we’ve been dating for a long time and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.” Then the skit cuts to Alex and it’s Christmas and he looks really happy. Just as...
January 2010
169 posts
Commerative post
200th post! next goal 300
Your Promised Photos
Will be here soon.
I will see you all later tumblr!
My pictures will take a bit to get done. Sooo tell then bye guys!
time to photoshop
I am going to photoshop some pictures that I find randomly on the Internet. and post them here for your guys’ criticizing.
To: AlanHarris From: Exilus (About your Sister...
The reason why your sister kicked you out of the house is because you need to learn finesse when speaking with the young creatures of your species, you can’t just go off like you did about getting raped every second of the day. You could of told them its a cold, dark, scary place that they want to stay out of.
I hate people
Who confuse my jacket’s hood for a trash can that gets annoying when I put my hood on and suddenly all sorts of random paper falls onto my head. I also hate people who slap signs on my back when they don’t think I’m paying attenttion. Thats so fucking annoying! Makes me want to grrawr them.
Blank Spaces
Blankity Blank Spaces your so strange.
Blankity blank Spaces you have no range.
Blankets cant be spelled with out Blank.
Blankity blank Spaces you are so strange…
i say "oh fuck."
seasonschangewhileiturn:
psychedelictits:
a lot during sex.
Thats because thats what your doing.
I love people in California, walking around in...
seasonschangewhileiturn:
exilus:
(via ifyouthinkyourealive)
ha ha yeah
Lol ha ha ha ha! Your crazy!
I love people in california, walking around in...
(via ifyouthinkyourealive)
ha ha yeah
Leaving soon.
Ask me things while I am gone or I will go Poetic Ninja on you. (l:l) <—- Poetic Ninja.
Anonymous asked: Do you like people?
Is it the great art?
or is it the art that makes you great?
Of course it could be both.
The Great art that makes you Great.
To Thefrogman
From Exilus.
My Entry for Topless tuesday, it just missing the title :D witty huh?
Reblog with what people have said you look like...
ifyouthinkyourealive:
ashley-la:
ohcharley:
caughtinabirdcage:
theindiehippie:
rona-keller:
thereisanowl:
caitianne:
fightingfornothing:
humanbehaviors:
wycafm:
Molly Shannon (younger version)
Coraline (with irish brown hair)
Beyonce
Rosie o’donnell
Lady Gaga
-matilida -an asian person -blonde girl off ‘the lovely bones’ -casper
the girl from the lovely bones
emily...
Clever Conversation.
I asked Cleverbot if it thought Shirley Jackson was a good actor, it replied no. I asked why it thought that it replied, I don’t know. I told it I was leaving, it asked why? I said because you didn’t provide a reason for why you thought Shirley Jackson was a good actor. Then I left.
I'm now playing 21
Yup. I’m playing 21 against myself, isn’t that fun?
ask me
something anything please
at exilus.tumblr.com/ask (Typo Error Found Mistake Corrected -Exilus)
I'm Playing Solatire.
I think thats how its spelled, anyways I’m doing it until I think of a poem or something that I will force. I will use my 5-7 pm block to post the Versilian poems I’ve written in the past month.
My Muse Has the Week Off
She left this morning, with this note,
Sionnach,
My final poem for last week is this:
Darker the Days, Brighter the Nights
The creatures lurk in the day are the ones that gives us the most frights.
Darker the Day, Brighter the Night.
Please dont give yourself a fright.
-The Muse.
Sionnach means fox by the way. I go by five names, Sionnach, My Real Name, Exilus, Exilam, and Ghost.
(Mutiple...
The Origins Of Frogman Part 11, THE END
Vee 2 point oh wasn’t that hard to destroy its flaw was its rainbow laser beam eyes, Thefrogman deflected it with a mirror. Now he flew to the 01’s hiding place and using the Frog Family Locater he took out the army then he encountered 02. “You SHALL not PASS!” 02 cried has he plunged his laser staff into the ground and then pulled it out and swung it at Froggie. Frogman...
Clever Discussion
User: Hello CleverBot.
Cleverbot: Hello Cleverbot!
User: Did you just copy me?
Cleverbot: How did I copy you?
User: I said ‘Hello CleverBot’ and you said ‘Hello Cleverbot!’.
Cleverbot: No, I didn’t. You’re crazyyyy! User: Orly? Cleverbot: Yes, really! I shall destroy you now! User: Catch me. Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a person? No? Yes? Pizza?...
CleverBot
Asked me how old i was, i asked back, does it matter it said no it wasn’t now we are talking about curiousity killing cats.
The Final Part Of Frogman
Nah just kidding, you were really excited weren’t you? I’m just asking about the Clever Bot where is that found at?
The Origins of Frogman Part 10
Proximity alert! BACON in the area! The ships on board computer blared, waking Frogman up. He had arrived on the Space Octopie’s Homworld. It had beeen completely metalicized covered in metal with huge spires jutting out from all over the planet’s surface, and there in the hugest spire was the Royal Palace where Froggie’s girl was being held in the dungeon. Ninja Space Octopie,...
My message Box is Empty
Man! its empty! guys go to exilus.tumblr.com/ask to ask me questions, post comments on my recent work, and make requests for poems!
Its raining
Its raining
Its very draining
Its raining
Its very emotionaly draining.
:D :D :D Rain Rain Rain
Rain goes with Brain
Rain GOes with DRAIN
RAIN MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!
4 tags
Its Raining Sunshine (song/poem)
Its raining sunshine
Its raining sunshine
Its raining sunshine today
HEY HEY HEY
Its raining sunshine
Its raining sunshine
Its raining sunshine today
HEY HEY HEY
The Origins Of Frogman part 9
Sorry a TYPO error occured mistake has been corrected -The Muse. Okay Froggie’s Girl was just kidnapped by Space Octopie!
TheFrogMan knew he had to go to the Space Octopie’s home planet. So he got in his ship, Photoshopia and flew towards the coordinantes given to him by his giraffe loving mother, TheFrogMom. He was just passing by when the Giant Ardvark looked up and saw the ship, it...
Smile Friday
‘ere I particapate in Smile Fridays, :D There ye have ye smile fer ye Smile Fridays.
Thats a lot of ye’s
Crap
My best friend just spun off the road she’s alive and okay though. So its good.
Since I have no Hate Mail/Messages/Suggestions.
I’m ASSUMING that The Origins Of Frogman are fine the way they are.
Ive suddenly got very depressed
frankisaurusrex:
I feel fat and crap and ugly I never feel pretty Im disgusted with myself for so many things and Ive lost all my creative talent and Im tired and crying and its all crap CRAP CRAP crap
yOUR NOT CRAP! Your awesome!
Anybody have any suggestions for the origins of frogman? Please post them at exilus.tumblr.com
See ya'll at 5
Bye guys!
In other news
I started following TheFrogmom and FrankieSaurus Rex (I think I spelled that right).